It makes me laugh. Believing venom said by someone who is obviously still seething. His problems are now yours. Enjoy the temper tantrums thrown by a grown man. They are now your burden. Enjoy the jealousy, the critisism, the anger, The “woe is me” plea, the “all women treated me like shit (because I’m an actual twat)”, the narcissism… dear gods, the narcissism!

The little girl said…

“IT MAKES ME SQUIRM WITH LAUGHTER

When I see you disapprove of our relationship.  

I mean, your life is fantastic!

3 children by 3 different fathers!

Dead end job!

Lack of personal hygiene!

And a general BITCH.

Get a life love, and let us live ours.

Ta!”

Line one:
Hold on, surely you must mean scream with laughter? Or squeal? Squirming normally means you’re feeling uncomfortable. Freudian slip, perhaps? Hell, Squirm all you want, Love, because one day, you will realise I was actually right and that I was just trying to save one of his future victims.

Line two:
There is a proven mathmatical equation to determine whether the age gap between you and your partner is too great. Divide the older of the couple’s age by 2 and add 7. If the younger partner’s age is below this figure, then that is too young. 33 divided by two = 16 1/2, + 7 = 23 1/2. 
You are 20. Go on - renounce maths!

Line three:
My life simply is fantastic! I now have a man who has never once cried to me about his failings to get my sympathy, or made me cry, or when I do so, called me names and declare that I’m a moody teenager.
My new man has never lashed out at me, spoken to me in anger, or hurt me, physically or emotionally.
My new man has never thrown something at me (or insisted it was just thrown in my general direction not at me) to instill a fearful response from me, or spat in my face.
My new man has never broken up with me briefly just to bed a foreign redhead (your man has a thing for them) only to not be able to overcome my powers of persuasion and seduction so he eventually picked me instead of her.
My new man has never belittled my children because he has failed as a father to his biological kids.
My new man has NEVER physically punished my eldest daughter by hitting her on the back, or arms, or legs, then covered her mouth not letting her scream.
My new man has never wanted my children call him dad so he feels he has more control over them.
My new man has never twisted my words or censored me so he could use what I have said in the past against me.
My new man has never been arrested.
My new man does not have control issues.
My new man calls me his Goddess. We are absolutely besotted with each other. He is the most genuine person I have ever met.
Your new.. erm…  man (lol), however, failed me. But worse than that, failed my children for doing all of the above. My eldest daughter called him Daddy for four years and all she got back was that she was ugly, stupid and retarded. Great parenting, Dad!

Line four:
”Three kids by three different fathers” - Yup. Although I haven’t given birth yet, you fanny. I left the other two men - if you can call them that - as they were selfish tits.

To one, I was the trophy wife, quite out of his league. He’s been addicted to socialising and alcohol since 1991, and me being nine years his junior naively thought that if he loved me, he would stop. He didn’t; and did not care that he barely saw his daughter. Except when I moved away.

The other one has been addicted to chatrooms, porn and voyeurism, texting strangers, and telling girls he’d just met that he was in love with them so he could get naked pictures off them since circa 2001.

But, for all their failings, your new man was worse than the both of them! Why? Because neither of my other ex’s physically hurt me. Your new man physically and emotionally abused not only me, but my eldest daughter too. He’s even hit my youngest daughter. I’ve never hit my youngest daughter! The stuff my daughter told me he did when I wasn’t in the house was heartbreaking.

Tell you what - If you’re ever unfortunate enough to suffer a miscarriage to him (like I have - twice), don’t let him persuade you to travel into town to meet him after work, making you walk around town with him to buy some ritual equipment. Don’t let him mess you about with a pregnancy, telling you he’ll support your decision comewhatmay, only to persuade you to have an abortion, causing so much anxiety that you miscarry the baby anyway.

So please, don’t you dare judge me on my choices of looking for a better life for my children! Really, for you’re barely out of school yourself!

Line five:
Dead end job? At least I’m working! I suppose you’re buying him things too, like I felt I had to. It was the only way I could stop his tantrums and self-pitying moods. I should have laid down the law and forced him to get a job or chuck him out because he was draining my resources. The leech. He had a job when I first met him…. He wrote a resignation letter, he was thinking about handing it in and left it at work instead of keeping it somewhere else. *facepalm* He also persuaded me to let him move in with me as he would be homeless very soon after we met. He cant hold a job down for more than a few months. I’ve been working since 2007! - Oh, you were in 5th year back then.

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”Lack of hygiene” - Come back to me with this one when you understand the psychological workings of depression. You really don’t want to do much at all - But, I was working. Just because I didn’t bathe everyday in a bath and I have no shower, does not mean I didn’t wash! Here’s a tip you may not have discovered - the sink holds water too! ;)  Oh, and enjoy his lovely habit of snot-eating. Delicious.

Like I said, get to know me and try walking in my shoes before you judge me. Better yet, have a lovely chat with his ex wife for some home truths. He demonised her, like he has done to me. Why? because we know the real him, not the persona he puts on show for everyone that even he himself believes to be true.

Something else. I have never called him out, by name, on an open, public forum like he did to me. Proves my point as to who is more mature.

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And you think I’m a bitch? Honey, you truly have no idea. Uncover the truth about him yourself. You’ll thank me.

Oh, before I forget, your new man hates me because he knows I’m in the right. He knows he’s treated me like shit from the beginning. And he hates the fact that when I speak the honest truth that it causes him to rage. He really needs to take control of that. One day, he may even endanger someone’s life during a rage-fit.

I never said my life was perfect, but I am enjoying it so much more now he isn’t here, treating me like I was less than human. And when he realises how much pain he has caused me, he’ll learn that I’m just in my actions.

The real reason he deletes his “friends” who have a connection to me? Because they took my side after seeing what he is like for themselves.

Line eight:
Good luck - You are REALLY going need it!

*Waves Excitedly!!!*

Do you like the can of worms you’ve opened up? Messing with a bard who not only has a touch of a viking skald’s blood running through her veins, but is way more informed than yourself, is very brave of you. By the way, I would always take whatever he says with a pinch of salt. He can’t always keep track of his “tales”.